Redderick's Family Tree

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Qwiggy and Redderick are new leklek friends:

Redderick asks, "so. wanna see my family tree?"

You exclaim, "Sure!"
You say, "Am I in it"
You have a questioning look on your face.

-> Redderick looks at the papers
Redderick asks in bewilderment, "I...dont...know?!"
-> Redderick reorganizes the papers to look like a tree
Redderick says, "there we go, lets look at this"
-> Redderick looks at the tree.

-> Qwiggy flips up its eyepatch and looks also.

Redderick says, "hmm"
Redderick says, "I am here.. so if you follow the branch..here"
Redderick says, "AH! you are in it, look here"
-> Redderick points at a scraggly branch
Redderick says, "yup, your by yourself there"

-> Qwiggy waggles its eyebrows and follows the branch.
You say, "I guess I'm older than I thought I was."

Redderick says, "oh no, tree designed by usefullness. Notice I am at the top here."
-> Redderick points to a branch that looks like it could killa crabot by itself

You boggle at the concept.

Redderick says, "ahem.. yep, made itself"
Redderick says, "can't question the tree"