Murder fail

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Instructions on how to epic fail as a murderer:

You wield uber smithing hammer.
You beam brightly.
Male leklek pulls out his Katana and looks like he is going to be a murderer
Male leklek says, "hehehe"
Male leklek attacks Mushroomie!
Mushroomie hits Male leklek with his fists.

O==(>>>>> Male leklek staggers and falls to the ground ... dead.

Much later after a bout with crafting...

Male leklek says, "YEAH"
Male leklek shows copper katana to Milawe.
Milawe asks, "How'd it go?"
Milawe exclaims, "Whoa!"
Milawe asks, "You made that?"
Milawe asks in bewilderment, "HOW COOL ARE YOU?!"
Male leklek says, "yes maam"
Milawe says, "Maybe you can kill Mushroomie with it"
Mushroomie says, "Yeah, come on, bub."
Male leklek says, "well, pretty uch the best weapon smith ever"
Mushroomie says, "Let's see if you can do any better"
Male leklek wields copper katana.
Milawe asks, "So what did you think?"
Male leklek attacks Mushroomie!
Mushroomie hits Male leklek with his fists.

O==(>>>>> Male leklek staggers and falls to the ground ... dead.

Mathil showed sympathy.

Mathil rolls on the floor laughing.
Mathil says, "AHAHAHA"

• These events have occurred in a testing phase.